Matt Sorrentino

Some would argue that he was the greatest man ever born! It was a cold christmas night, he was birthed from a virgin in a quiet manger. That was Jesus, but a close second was October 15, 1984 when Matt Sorrentino escaped the clutches of his embryonic home. If there was one thing Matt was born to do it was to make people laugh, he has been doing just that since day 1 (rough estimate). Matt's comedy is described as funny. I mean defined. Young, smart, hilarious and extremely good looking, he will leave you peeing on the edge of your seat. On a more personal note he likes mushrooms on his pizza and he throws pennies in the trash.